Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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