Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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