Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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