did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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