When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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