If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
So much Jack, so little girl.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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