so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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