People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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