I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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