Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
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