Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Jerry, you need to find god
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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