Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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