Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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