Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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