Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
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Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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