I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
whose parrot is this?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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