with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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