Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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