Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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