Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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