her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
i believe in u and ur pee
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