I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
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I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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