I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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