I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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