Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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