Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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