Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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