You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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