I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
