So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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