Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
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Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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