Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
