I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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