That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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