Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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This house was built for laser tag.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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