so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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