i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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