Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
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the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Drunk is a universal language darling
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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