so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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