So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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