It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
