I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
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Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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