worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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