Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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