I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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