I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Is Oprah even human
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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