I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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