I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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