I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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