I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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