How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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