I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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